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THE LAST SUFFER I WANT TO PLAY A GAME SETUP Place all relics in a central Sanctum. Form 4 Sects of 2 people and establish a Temple 25m away, creating a square around the Sanctum. OBJECTIVE Have the greatest total relic weight in your Temple after 30 minutes. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS 1. THE SACRIFICE Before collecting relics, your Sect must complete: • 10 Synchro Squats • 10 Synchro Burpees • 10 Synchro Push-Ups 2. SHARE THE BURDEN Two Sect members may carry the same relic together. Relics may not be passed between teammates. 3. ONE RELIC AT A TIME Each person may only move one relic at a time. Relics cannot be stacked, bundled, or combined into a single load. 4. THE OFFERING Whenever a relic is placed in your Temple, your entire Sect must immediately complete: 1 squat per 2kg (or part thereof) If two people carried the relic, the squat penalty is doubled. No further relics may be deposited until the squats are completed. 5. THOU SHALT NOT DROP A relic dropped outside a Temple must remain where it lands. The Sect responsible may not be the next Sect to touch it. This applies during all rituals and interruptions. 6. THOU SHALT STEAL Relics may be stolen from another Sect's Temple at any time. Entering another Temple requires a tribute of 5 burpees. 7. NO INTERFERENCE You may not obstruct, harass, shadow, or otherwise interfere with another Sect moving a relic. If you want a relic, pick it up. If you don't, move on. 8. THE BURPEE RITUAL At irregular intervals, the Referees may sound the Ritual Alarm. All Sects must immediately abandon any relics and return to their Temple. Complete: 10 Synchro Burpees before resuming play. 9. RELICS MUST BE SEEN All relics must remain fully visible at all times. Hidden, buried, concealed, or covered relics will be awarded to another Sect. 10. THE FINAL MINUTE During the final minute: • No squat penalties apply to Temple drop-offs • Rule 6 still applies • Rule 8 remains active The gods show no mercy. DIVINE JUDGEMENT Minor Infraction Drop your relic and return to your Temple. 20 Synchro Sit-Ups Flagrant Infraction • 20 Synchro Sit-Ups • Minus 10kg from final score REFEREE DECISIONS ARE ABSOLUTE.